They're not really freaks tho, but i have an active imagination. If my minds eye climbed out of my head and started transforming things into what it sees with a wand, the world would be a bit more colorful. And little children might be a bit more timid...
this is Dave, he's a swimmer
-so he's aqua boy
this is Andy, I'm not saying he's girly; his arms are his best feature. But he is slim and sexy and he does have a luscious beard. hence,
-bearded lady
-jimmy-james the clown, name says it all
beth isn't really fat, i guess she lives fat?
-fatlady
Brett is english, with a tounge like fire
-firebreather
this dude is only 8 months old, but damn he's short. like 2 feet tall. what a
-midget
here is a homey, it's not he don't have legs, it's that he has arms.
-no-legs-luke
Will, he's tall and skinny, but i always see him exercising, he must hide the muscle.
-strongman
the most graceful and beautiful creature in the world.
-amazing sarah
icarus, hairy 'lil brazilian. it's all that testosterone, or so he likes to believe.
-werewolf